Sunday 6 February 2011

The Indecision 2011 - Part IV

If you're just getting to this blog for the first time, check out the links for Part I, Part II, and Part III of The Indecision 2011 as I tried to figure out which English Football team to support.

So there are two teams left. Chelsea and Fulham. I'll get straight to the point. Fulham's my team. How many of you thought I would pick Fulham? How many of you are still reading this?

First, let's take a look at...

2. Chelsea -- I still like this team in many ways even though they won't be getting my full support. I'll still keep the blue Chelsea #3 jersey (Ashley Cole) that I have as a keepsake like most psychotic people do after break-ups and keep articles of clothing or locks of hair of their ex's.

One of the biggest rubs that people have against this team is their owner, Roman Abramovich. From over-spending each year on new players to allegations of criminal activity in Russia, this guy's got it all. You know what? He never bothered me for a second. I actually like him. For two reasons:

A) The owner of my favorite team, the New York Knicks is Jim Dolan. Dolan (this sorry bloke pictured on the left) is hands down the most incompetent, clueless, worst owner in sports.  He was handed control of the Knicks in 1999 and has run the team into the ground since. With the help of former team president, Isiah Thomas, they found new ways to humiliate themselves every year from team issues, media conflicts, and lawsuits from former employees.

After Isiah Thomas was forced to leave a little over two years ago, the team finally started to make its way back with the help of new team president, Donnie Walsh. The team is doing well again and Donnie Walsh's contract is up for renewal this summer. You would think it would be an easy decision to extend his contract right? Wrong. Nothing is ever easy with Jim Dolan. Every time I hear a rumor that he may bring Isiah Thomas back as team president, I just get sick to my stomach. I just can't handle "Isiah Thomas" the sequel. If that happens, I may be forced to drop the Knicks and adopt a 2nd English football team.

Since I just ruptured a vein in my brain while typing that last paragraph, I'm not even going to get into the owner of the New York Mets, Fred Wilpon.  In short, he pretty much runs his franchise as poorly as Dolan, the only differences are he invested millions of dollars into the largest Ponzi scheme in history and he doesn't play in a band.

Let's just say, with these two owners running two of my favorite teams, Abramovich never seemed that bad to me.

B) The other reason I like Abramovich - anyone who can run this type of bill at an Italian restaurant in New York is a hero of mine, and not just because he spent $28 on 2 chunks of Parmesan Cheese.

I've looked at this receipt time and time again and it never gets old for me. It's just fascinating and brings up so many questions:
  • Did the waiter ask if he wanted tap or bottled when he ordered the $12 bottle of water?
  • How did the waiter spend his $7328.20 tip?
  • The time on this bill is 14:39pm.  What did he do for the rest of the day after that?  Prepare for a $100k dinner?
  • It says 6 customers on the receipt.  Who were those 5 other people?  Were they business associates?  Was he entertaining FIFA officials?  Or was it just Abramovich eating by himself while two prostitutes, his driver, his lawyer, and his bodyguard just stood behind the table with bread and water?




So besides the owner, what else is there to like about this team for me?  I already mentioned that they have my favorite player in Didier Drogba.  They will always challenge Manchester United and they are pretty close to where we live in London.  (Stamford Bridge is 5.5 miles away, Emirates Stadium is 3.3 miles away).  Abramovich will keep them in contention every year due to his lavish spending.

However, they failed one really important test.  I don't like them as a TEAM.  If Didier Drogba left this team tomorrow, I wouldn't care about Chelsea....which is why I started this search for a new team in the first place.  I just don't like the way they play and I don't like any of the other players.  Even with the recent acquisition of Fernando Torres which was a great move for the team, the older players, and Drogba, I still didn't feel any different about this club.  I attended Chelsea vs Bolton a couple of months ago and I remember being at Stamford Bridge thinking to myself  "this isn't my team."  I knew right away.

One important note -- two of my friends here in London, Nico P. and Mark M. who are also Chelsea fans applied the pressure on me to support their team.  They were the only ones that I talked to during this process that wanted me to join their fold.  Is it because they feel lonely as Chelsea fans?  Is it because no one else wanted me to soil their team's fan base by joining their ranks?  I'll never know....

1. Fulham -- The first thing you're thinking is "he picked Fulham because of Dempsey."  I have really enjoyed watching Clint "Deuce" Dempsey play for Fulham.  He's not the best player in the world or as skillful as the other star players in the Premier League.  However, you know he'll always try and always give it everything he's got and that's all you can really ask for.  If the second thing you're thinking is "oh, you're just saying that because you guys are American."  Well you're wrong.  Any fan of football knows this guy plays hard.  Do I like the way he plays just because he's American?  No.  Does it make me feel proud that he's well respected, plays hard and he's American?  Yes.  Big difference. 


I know there's a good chance that Dempsey could move on to a bigger club.  So if anything, knowing this actually helped me pick Fulham as a team because it made me focus on other factors of choosing which team to support.

When I was planning out which games to attend, I knew that the team that I would end up supporting would be the team that I enjoyed being at the game the most.  I thought it would be Chelsea or Arsenal.  Not once did I ever think it would be Fulham.  Going back to Part I of the blog when I said how kids don't put as much thought into things and they just pick a team based on players.  They get brainwashed instantly at their first Yankees game or the first time they go to a basketball game.  I guess the kid in me is no different.  We saw Fulham vs West Brom and it was great.  Fulham won 3-0, Craven Cottage is a great place to watch a game, the Fulham and West Brom fans were lively, we had great seats, and watching Clint Dempsey score this goal was the highlight of my English football tour.


Yes, that's me letting out a big "ooh" as Dempsey came across the box on the corner kick.

Fulham met the criteria that I was looking for in one way or another.  They're the oldest professional football team in London, they play solid football, I like them as a team, and I didn't want them to lose.

My top 3 teams have changed several times in the past couple of weeks between Arsenal, Chelsea and Fulham.  It pretty much got to the point where it seemed like I was looking for reasons to not pick Fulham.  However, none of those reasons mattered to me.  Let's take a look at the case against Fulham:

Television Coverage in the States:  This was brought up by several people when I asked what team to support.  I think this factor is really overrated.  Fulham will be on tv enough when they play the bigger names like Manchester United, Chelsea and the other big teams.  If I really wanted to, I'm sure I could watch it online.  Besides, there are tons of games and its not like people watch every single minute of every game every season.  Being a grown man and watching every single minute of every single game in one season doesn't mean you're a great fan, it just means you're psychotic, don't have anything to do outdoors and live in a city where there is only 5 hours of sunlight.

Clint Dempsey: As I said earlier, it wouldn't surprise me if Dempsey moved on to another team.  Players have been changing teams for years.  Obviously I hope he'll stay but it doesn't change my mind about anything with this team.  I liked enough of the guys overall from Damien Duff to Brede Hangeland to Andy Johnson and Simon Davies to still have an interest in this team if Dempsey got a better deal elsewhere.  

Winning: You're also saying right now "I thought you wanted to be happy watching your team instead of being miserable?"  Well, to be fair....I don't think it's always about winning or losing.  If that was the case, I would just sell out and support Manchester United, the New York Yankees and move to Brazil and become a citizen just in time for the next World Cup.  We live in a world where there is too much emphasis placed on winning a game and not enough on how a game is won.

As I said earlier, I thought the team would be Chelsea or Arsenal.  Three people helped me come to my decision in choosing Fulham:
  1. Lebron James --  The best basketball player in the world changed teams last summer because he couldn't handle the pressure that came with being the best basketball player in the world.  Because of him, I realized that I didn't need to front run with one of the bigger teams in the Premier League.
  2. West Brom & Aston Villa fans --  Both groups of fans traveled 5 hours and 3 hours round trip respectively to Fulham and Manchester United to see their teams get spanked.  They were lively the entire game, and both games were on a weeknight no less.  Their dedication shows that it's not always about winning or losing but enjoying the ride that comes with supporting your team.
  3. Tom L -- My football soul-mate in a not-in-any-way-shape-or-form-are-we-a-Brokeback-Mountain-couple.  I asked him who he thought I was going to pick.  He said, "Arsenal.  You just can't bring yourself to pick Chelsea."  This guy knows me better than most people.  I'm not sure if he said that just to mind-screw me into not picking Chelsea.  I wouldn't be surprised if that was his plan.  No, seriously, we're not a couple and we both have terrific wives, thanks for asking.  
He actually went through the same process that I've gone through.  He spent time in London for university a while back and then he eventually decided on supporting Everton.  (It only took about 10 years for him to decide).

We haven't really discussed it yet but I'm pretty sure the reasons I picked Fulham are the same reasons he picked Everton.



It actually works out perfectly because Fulham and Everton are the same type of team, always in the middle of the pack in the standings with Everton having some nice finishes in the past 10 years. 

I know Fulham's chances of winning the Premier League are not as good as the other bigger clubs.  It doesn't bother me.  They will still compete and try hard and that's all that matters. 

Call us boring for not picking one of the Big 4 teams that will contend most years for the League Title and the Champions League but you know what?  At least we're original.

So there you have it.  Fulham is the pick.  Back to New York in a month with a new team.    Thanks for reading.

COYW!!!!!

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